"God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry its weight." -- Reggie White
"What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God." -- Eleanor Powell
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls." -- Mother Teresa
"Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again." -- James R. Cook
"Never is just reven spelled backwards." -- Somewhere on the net
And now for some brought to you by the people and t.v. characters in my life:
"That's absurd. I love it." -- House MD
"I almost had 5 personal plates." -- N
"Want some loaf? You can have my fork back!" -- J
Me: "I never know what things grow on."
J: "Yeah. Well, I thought you'd grow on me."
"I don't like this black tea." -- N
"Really secretly.. Actually, I've kept it from myself." -- D
"Sheds and minibarns. Call it mini barn." -- C
"Why does that even matter?!" -- N
"I like these chicken ribs." -- D
"It's not the kind of chocolate I would eat for fun." -- L
"Ok Homer, let me do the talking." -- Homer
"In the west, we have teeter-tawters and bears." -- professor W (explaining our version of ying and yang)
"If my parents had had a mantel, I might have been a completely different person."
-- George Costanza
"She's really - what's the word?... Supercilious." -- Seinfeld
"You can receive our classic PBS tote bag, or this umbrella that has a picture of our classic PBS tote bag on it." -- The Simpsons
"If you imprint on a cat, it's terminal." -- professor K
"I'm a fetus. I'm a genius and a scholar." -- McDreamy
From Arrested Development
Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.
Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a Graham Cracker out there.
Michael to Lucille: You baited the balcony?
Lucille: Prove it.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
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